SEVEN SEVENS (you'll get the idea)
(Seven) Regrets, I've had a few....
- Not putting my first kitty to sleep (he had end-stage feline leukemia virus) when I had the chance, so he died alone in the kitchen on a Sunday while I cried in another room.
- Not staying in contact with my piano teacher when I went off to college; she died just a few years later.
- I regret that I have but one life to....oh wait. That one's taken.
- Telling my mom I was thinking about joining an "adult children" group before I really knew what they were about; if I had known, I would have been more vague so it didn't hurt her feelings.
- Not taking just those 2 extra religion classes in undergrad which would have given me a second minor.
- Not staying on top of my piano skills. (But honestly, when would I have practiced??)
- Not going to bat for a manufacturer rep (who had done nothing wrong) when the evil empire was gunning for her; she asked me to call & I didn't. She may have been demoted, I don't know.
Seven things to do before I die:
- Go back & tour the U.K. properly.
- Have a family of my own (one where I'm not the only human!).
- Be successful (and happy) in my career.
- Make the world a better place. (What, too underachieving?)
- Play the violin.
- Visit every significant dinosaur museum in the world at least once.
- Get Yang happily swimming in his new tank.
Seven things I cannot do:
- Touch my nose w/the tip of my tongue.
- Dance (nor do I ever, EVER want to).
- Ever be without my good friends celexa & welbutrin (or their cousins).
- Not snore when I sleep (unless I am using my c-pap machine which is pretty much a prerequisite for me to be anything near awake during the day).
- Eat chicken livers.
- Enjoy music that involves screaming in place of lyrics.
- Be a spider doctor.
Seven things I say most often:
- Dammit gumby!
- Children, please! (usually directed at kitty squabbles whilst fixing their dinners)
- If you would be so kind.... (My employees asked me to quit saying that because it meant I was going to ask them to do something unpleasant.)
- Shit.
- Dude! (it's all about Hurley)
- I'm workin' on it! (toward above-mentioned kitties when their food is not arriving in timely fashion)
- HEY! (breaking up critter malfeasance of any sort) (Do we sense a pattern here?)
Seven Pet Peeves (oh I know you have them too):
- You are not going to the gas station (or other location) AND get gas (or other activity). You are going to the gas station TO get gas.
- There is no such thing as a golden lab. It's either a lab that's yellow or a retriever that's golden.
- There is no "c" in shrapnel & I feel there should be. This is a rather personal peeve, as that damnable "c" was my spelling bee demise.
- The assumption that science and religion must be polar opposites and cannot coexist. In a nutshell: science = how, religion = why. Get over it.
- Drivers who pull in front of me and then slow down.
- Apathy of U.S. voters.
- Fundamentalists/zealots of any stripe.
Seven Things I Would Rather Not Do Without:
- Critters.
- Beethoven.
- A sustainable planet.
- J.S. Bach.
- Birkenstocks.
- Corrected vision.
- Chocolate.
Seven Important Cultural Influences In My Life (of varying Importance, as you will see):
- Star Wars ('nuff said)
- My undergrad religion classes at PLU (hence the devout liberal you see today). (And no that is NOT an oxymoron!!)
- Peanuts
- Bloom County
- Calvin & Hobbes
- C.S. Lewis
- The Muppets
3 comments:
Except for the religion classes at PLU, our influences are suspiciously similar... Are you SURE your not my stalker?
Is Yang a Tang?
Love your site. And the pic of your kitty as your Avatar... I hear you hate Bush and wear Birks - are you my long lost twin? :-) (Don't answer that. Maybe it's better I don't know!)
Oh, and I'm with you on #5 of your pet peeves. Ooooh, burns my bunnies.
I too went to a small Lutheran College, Known as Waterloo Lutheran University back them. It was a place to grow. I found it conservative and survived as a progressive, humanist socialist in spite of it. I did some big schools, too.
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