A Vast Right-Wing Housecleaning Conspiracy

(Hillary was right, y'know.)

There seems to be fundamental forces at work this week. Last week I returned from Idaho to find my living room carpet had still not vaccuumed itself. As of today it still hasn't gotten it done. It keeps finding delaying tactics...first it encouraged the pets to knock over a couple potted plants, throwing decorative rock everywhere. Which, of course, has to be picked up piece by piece before the vaccuum cleaner can get to work. If that weren't enough of a "this has to be done first before that can be done" situation, the carpet subsequently caused the puppies to have a pee party. The spots had to be treated with Nature's Miracle, so once again vaccuuming could not happen because we wouldn't want to electrocute ourselves by sucking liquid into the vaccuum's motor now would we? Now today the carpet has lulled the Mama Dog With Overly Long Toenails into a deep sleep, & I prefer to trim toenails right before vaccuuming for easy cleanup. The nerve!

Oh great. Now the empty pet food cans in the sink have taken up the cause, refusing to rinse themselves & hop in the recycling bag. How rude.