Tuesday, February 28, 2006

behold the power of chocolate








Coconut truffle
You scored 40% Dark, 51% Crunch, and 78% Chewy!
You are a smooth coconut truffle: Creamy coconut filling accented with coconut flakes, in a milk chocolate shell.

Soft and irresistably sweet. I would label you as an introvert though....you prefer to keep more to yourself or small groups than to be at a wild party. But you're a lovely person and friend, someone that others can truly count on. And you see the world through rose-colored glasses, which is getting harder these days, so hold onto that optimism :)


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Saturday, February 25, 2006

What happens in Vegas...

I just returned from my 6-day adventure in Las Vegas. No not a vacation adventure, but an educational one: the Western Veterinary Conference. Fourteen thousand vets & staff descended on the Mandalay Bay Convention Center...I dare say Las Vegas was the best place for a sick pet to be. (Okay, so most of us aren't licensed to practice in Nevada...must you be such a stickler for detail?)

I learned quite a bit during my stay, and it wasn't all regarding my profession:

  1. Avoid realtors in red clothing. For the second year in a row, the Mandalay Bay put us and Kelly-Williams in the same area, added seasonings, and shook well. We were inundated with cult-like groups wearing some gawd-awful combinations of red hats, red coats, red shoes, red glasses, blinking lights...you get the idea. Some of them one-on-one, of course, seemed to be pleasant people; but in packs and herds they were rather an obnoxious, pushy lot. Our only consolation was hoping we could gross them out if they eavesdropped on some of our more gnarly horror stories.
  2. Jay Leno is still funny. I saw Mr. Leno about 16 years ago (ironically while in vet school) and thought he was great, but I can't say I find him as funny on The Tonight Show. How the WVC landed him for our opening event I don't know, but he was freakin' hilarious. If you have a chance to see him in one of his club outings by all means do so.
  3. No matter how much cash you bring, it won't be enough. And I'm not talking about gambling. I'm talking about eating! The food is still great, but it's definitely no longer $20/day. I took $120 cash and put some meals on my credit card, yet I still came home without a single dollar bill.
  4. Southwest Airlines is still a great way to fly, but what happened to all the crazy jokes? When I first started going to this conference years ago, it took me a couple times before I discovered SWA. The fares were inexpensive, the planes were clean, and all the employees were pleasant & professional. (Key reasons why today SWA & JetBlue are the only airlines in the entire country that are in the black.) But best of all -- each and every one of them was (on purpose) FUNNY. They cracked jokes from the ticket counter all the way until landing. ("If you are flying with someone who needs assistance, please place your own oxygen mask on first before you help your husband.") But they don't do that anymore. Sure they are still pleasant & courteous...but I miss chuckling through the entire trip.
  5. Wear layers. Because it doesn't matter that you were completely comfortable for 2 days and never wore that jacket you hauled around. Because on that third day, when you leave your jacket in the hotel room, THAT will be the day that you have to sit in a room that has delusions of being an ice box.

So that was my stay. I updated my textbooks, picked up some good practice tips, and came home with a lot of dirty laundry. As to anything else...that will, indeed, stay in Vegas.

enneagrams








>the Perfectionist
Test finished!
you chose CZ - your Enneagram type is ONE.


"I do everything the right way"



Perfectionists are realistic, conscientious,
and principled. They strive to live up to their
high ideals.


How to Get Along with Me



  • Take your share of the responsibility so I
    don't end up with all the work.
  • Acknowledge my achievements.
  • I'm hard on myself. Reassure me that I'm fine
    the way I am.
  • Tell me that you value my advice.
  • Be fair and considerate, as I am.
  • Apologize if you have been unthoughtful.
    It will help me to forgive.
  • Gently encourage me to lighten up and to laugh
    at myself when I get uptight, but hear my worries
    first.

What I Like About Being a One



  • being self-disciplined and able to accomplish
    a great deal
  • working hard to make the world a better place
  • having high standards and ethics; not
    compromising myself
  • being reasonable, responsible, and dedicated
    in everything I do
  • being able to put facts together, coming to good
    understandings, and figuring out wise solutions
  • being the best I can be and bringing out the best
    in other people

What's Hard About Being a One



  • being disappointed with myself or others when my
    expectations are not met
  • feeling burdened by too much responsibility
  • thinking that what I do is never good enough
  • not being appreciated for what I do for people
  • being upset because others aren't trying as hard
    as I am
  • obsessing about what I did or what I should do
  • being tense, anxious, and taking things too
    seriously

Ones as Children Often



  • criticize themselves in anticipation of criticism
    from others
  • refrain from doing things that they think might
    not come out perfect
  • focus on living up to the expectations of their
    parents and teachers
  • are very responsible; may assume the role of
    parent
  • hold back negative emotions ("good children aren't
    angry")

Ones as Parents



  • teach their children responsibility and strong
    moral values
  • are consistent and fair
  • discipline firmly

Renee Baron & Elizabeth Wagele

The Enneagram Made Easy
Discover the 9 Types of People
HarperSanFrancisco, 1994, 161 pages


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    Monday, February 13, 2006

    okay maybe not the tofu dogs...

    You Are Lisa Simpson

    A total child prodigy and super genius, you have the mind for world domination.

    But you prefer world peace, Buddhism, and tofu dogs.

    You will be remembered for: all your academic accomplishments

    Your life philosophy: "I refuse to believe that everybody refuses to believe the truth"

    no wonder I liked that super bowl ad

    You Are Kermit

    Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
    You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
    Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
    Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies!

    can I hear an "amen"?

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    Thursday, February 09, 2006

    Be glad you're not related to me

    This is getting ridiculous. Actually we passed ridiculous a good year & a half ago... surely we are onto the category of Defies Belief. Wait, no, that one's been passed too. Okay, Defies Description. Not that I won't try.

    For those of you who are not familiar with my recent history, allow me to recap. Almost two years ago, my mother died unexpectedly. Two months later my cat was having grand mal seizures (fyi, seizures in cats are usually a Bad Thing). One month later I was forced to close my veterinary clinic (my Dream) and start bankruptcy proceedings. Calls from a zillion collection agencies lasted for months. At this point I became a full-time caregiver for my father, who was grieving terribly and had his own serious health problems. Two of my closest friends began drifting away. Two months later my uncle died. Two weeks after that I finally had to admit it was time for my 17-yr old dog to join her brother Up There. During this time I developed the most severe depression I've ever had (duh). A month later my dad ended up in the hospital with a crushed vertebra from osteoporosis. A month after that one of the friends cut off all communication. Dad's mental & emotional decline continued, only he didn't realize the mental aspects & insisted he could drive, etc. (thank heavens he didn't act on it). The bankruptcy was finalized three months after the holidays. Then one day last summer I came home from helping a friend for a couple hours to find that Dad had passed away. (For both of my parents, their loyal dog Jackson was with them. Talk about a heavy duty job for a dog.) Two months after that, I diagnosed my chronic kidney disease cat w/hyperthyroidism. Then came the first holidays without either of my parents. My uncle reached the last stages of Parkinsons and passed away just last month. Now today my aunt was rushed to the hospital and is getting blood transfusions as I type; they found multiple gastric and duodenal ulcers.

    So, like I said. Be glad you're not related to me.

    Wednesday, February 08, 2006

    Friday, February 03, 2006

    batten down the hatches!!!

    Natives of western Washington know there are three natural events (each varying from annoyance to disaster) for which we must be prepared.
    1. Flooding. After an almost record-setting rainy January, we're already dealing with this a bit. Tends to happen several times a year in certain areas.
    2. Earthquakes. We had a little three-point something tremblor last evening. A nice little "wtf?!?" moment.
    3. Windstorms. We usually get one of these suckers sometime between October & December, occasionally January. Our most infamous ones of the past 10-15 years were the Inaugural Day Storm (Clinton's...damn I miss that man) and the smaller one that left many a raw turkey in western Washington ovens some Thanksgiving Day awhile back.

    We haven't had our storm yet this winter, and that's about to change. The weather service is telling us that the Big One will hit tomorrow. (Usually The Big One refers to item #2 but thankfully not in this case.) The following warning appears on the yahoo weather site today:

    "PEOPLE IN THE WARNING AREA SHOULD BE READY FOR DAMAGING WINDS.SECURE ITEMS SUCH AS TRASH CANS...LAWN FURNITURE...AND OTHERLOOSE OUTDOOR OBJECTS. HIGH WINDS CAN TOPPLE TREES...DOWN POWERLINES... AND DAMAGE SOME STRUCTURES."
    Wheeeeeee! As long as no one is hurt or killed, these storms are kinda fun. The power companies, though, will have to work triple strength to restore all electricity by Sunday morning -- no one wants mass panic on the streets from people trying to find someone w/a working television. GO SEAHAWKS!

    A Vast Right-Wing Housecleaning Conspiracy

    (Hillary was right, y'know.)

    There seems to be fundamental forces at work this week. Last week I returned from Idaho to find my living room carpet had still not vaccuumed itself. As of today it still hasn't gotten it done. It keeps finding delaying tactics...first it encouraged the pets to knock over a couple potted plants, throwing decorative rock everywhere. Which, of course, has to be picked up piece by piece before the vaccuum cleaner can get to work. If that weren't enough of a "this has to be done first before that can be done" situation, the carpet subsequently caused the puppies to have a pee party. The spots had to be treated with Nature's Miracle, so once again vaccuuming could not happen because we wouldn't want to electrocute ourselves by sucking liquid into the vaccuum's motor now would we? Now today the carpet has lulled the Mama Dog With Overly Long Toenails into a deep sleep, & I prefer to trim toenails right before vaccuuming for easy cleanup. The nerve!

    Oh great. Now the empty pet food cans in the sink have taken up the cause, refusing to rinse themselves & hop in the recycling bag. How rude.